Obama's Chicken Delight

There is a Difference in Chicken Dishes!

“I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.”

- President Lyndon B. Johnson

"Landslide" Lyndon Johnson - 1948

"Landslide Lyndon", as they called that ole Southern fried, bellicose, Texas Politician who brought more people back from the grave to cast their fraudulent ballots for him than were registered voters in 1948, his first Senatorial victory, and also during his long and storied career. Interestingly, as Johnson's own biographer, Robert Caro observed, "Johnson's ambition was uncommon—in the degree to which it was unencumbered by even the slightest excess weight of ideology, of philosophy, of principles, of beliefs."  Sound like anyone we know today??

Chicken Salad

President George W. Bush's speech after the capture of Saddam Hussein:

"The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving in Iraq . The operation was based on the superb work of intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the Iraqi people. Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the nation, I thank the members of our Armed Forces and I congratulate them!"

Chicken Shit 

President Obama's speech after the killing of Osama bin Laden:

 

"And so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the Director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network. Then, last August, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my national security team as we developed more information about the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan . And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and I authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice.Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad , Pakistan ."

Boy! ...Whew! For a few moments there I thought those pesky Navy Seal Team 6 guys would be mentioned along with all those other military dolts who support and take our Supreme Commander and Chief's masterful lead and experienced guidance in the aspects of all of their operations!!

 

"Rambama"

  Action Figure Doll

A Connecticut company, Hero Builders, has released an Obama SEAL Team 6 “action” figure, “Rambama” — a grinning, muscular, custom Barack Obama figure dressed in camouflage fatigues and armed with an M1-A4. The doll closely resembles the real President Obama except that Obama is not muscular, not a military hero, not known for taking action, would most likely never be caught carrying a military weapon (or any weapon for that matter), and would assuredly never have successfully completed the rigorous Navy SEAL training. Other than that, it’s spot-on. The doll retails for $34.95.

 FOR THE RECORD 

Obama’s “heroics” surrounding the Osama bin Laden killing consisted of: cutting his golf game short on that Sunday to return to the White House to watch the true national heroes take down Osama bin Laden–only to have Obama’s White House concoct a whole cloth version of what happened that has changed numerous times. Obama’s heroics also consisted of taking hours to give the initial green light on the Navy SEAL mission–and only after sleeping on it. Yes, clearly, “action,” is Obama’s middle name.

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