Obama Campaign Nickelodeon Slime

 Get Out & VOTE the Obama-Biden Ticket!

Slime is a green, semi-viscous, sticky, gooey substance that has been synonymous with Nickelodeon Website GraphicsNickelodeon. It is typically dumped on a person's head in an act of either humiliation or celebration, in an act called "being slimed".

Nickelodeon has called their recent actions "a mistake" following a scandal involving actor Jason Biggs, who sent a series of extremely graphic and lewd tweets before having his page promoted by the Nickelodeon network.

Further, "The offensive comments made by Jason  Biggs last week on his personal twitter account do not reflect our company’s views or values, and we condemn them. Nickelodeon does not support or condone the use of graphic or vulgar language on any of our platforms."

Also, “It was our mistake to link from our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles twitter feed to Jason’s personal twitter account, and we quickly corrected our error.  We also insisted Jason use better judgment and discretion in public communications while affiliated with our brand.” ....How about fired?

Biggs, however, will still keep his job as the voice of Leo in the new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” reboot.  Where is the loud public indignation here?

But let’s start from the beginning. Biggs on Wednesday, August 12, tweeted this which was being deleted on the internet literally as this story was released:

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

I‘d totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan’s wife’s bleached asshole (she obvs bleaches her asshole). #RNC 

29 Aug 12

And followed up with a Paul Ryan masturbation joke:

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

I bet there’s footage somewhere of Paul Ryan jerking off to a close-up photo of his widow’s peak. #RNC

29 Aug 12

But Biggs wasn’t done, not even close. Late Thursday, as the RNC was reaching its climax with GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s nomination acceptance speech, the actor decided to also go after Ann Romney’s private parts:

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

“@godissanta420: @jasonbiggs How dare you ignore Ann Romney’s asshole. Ur un-American.” Sorry ur right. I bet hers is un-bleached and hairy.

30 Aug 12

Surely someone so vile and disrespectful of women would have to be part of the Republican “war on women” right? Not quite. Not surprisingly, Biggs has a general disdain for Republicans and apparently Christians as well.

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

Clint Eastwood talking to a non-responsive stool sorta sums up Christianity in a nutshell, huh Republicans? #RNC

30 Aug 12

Finally, Biggs ended his offensive Twitter rant with a retweet about Janna Ryan’s breasts:

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

“@jennyandteets: People are cheering off screen because Janna Ryan is showing her tits! #RNC”

30 Aug 12

The backlash from conservatives has been severe, with sites like Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy.com, Life News and other outlets picking up the story, rightfully outraged by the tweets. However, an apology does not appear to be coming from Biggs anytime soon.

On Friday, in his first tweet since, the actor reminded everyone: “You know I put my d*ck in a pie, right?”

Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs

To everyone freaking out about my tweets: you know i put my dick in a pie, right?

31 Aug 12

Strange, why I haven't heard or seen any filthy images or words from any Romney-Ryan supporters yet?

A Real Empty Chair - Just ask Charlie Brown

As conservatives were focusing all their attention on the performance of the Republican National Convention in Tampa, the leftists were hemorrhaging about the disrespect and overt racism by Clint Eastwood’s “Empty Chair” routine on Obama. Hmmn... some people just reach conclusions prejudicially even when it's not!

A New Stealth Obama Presidential Executive Order

Carbon Emissions Controls

While all eyes were on the empty chair, the real occupant actually was elsewhere doing more damage yet. Little attention was given to an executive order issued on Thursday, August 29, 2012 by President Obama that targeted industrial “efficiency” and carbon emissions. “Today, we are taking another step to strengthen American manufacturing by boosting energy efficiency for businesses across the nation,” said President Obama.

Obama repeated his re-election mantra, “This action will cut costs, increase efficiency, and help our businesses create strong, middle class jobs. We’ll continue to do everything we can to put more people back to work and build an economy that lasts”.

The Presidential executive order, which bypasses Congressional vote, aims to increase the number of cogeneration plants in the U.S. by 50 percent by 2020 and slash carbon emissions by 150 million tons per year, is the administration’s latest effort to “deploy cleaner and more efficient energy production in the country by working around political resistance to climate change and ‘green’ energy legislation on Capitol Hill”.

Factoid:  CHP (Combined Heat & Power) is most efficient when heat can be used on-site or very close to the cogeneration plants. Overall efficiency is reduced when the heat must be transported over longer distances. This requires heavily insulated pipes, which are expensive and inefficient; whereas electricity can be transmitted along a comparatively simple wire, and over much longer distances for the same energy loss. (More wrong-headed, costly Green Energy Programs)

Obama's Executive Order: 

The Federal Government has limited but important authorities to overcome … barriers, and our efforts to support investment in industrial energy efficiency and CHP [Combined heat and power] should involve coordinated engagement with a broad set of stakeholders.

Translation: 

If duly elected representatives of the people get in the way of “climate change”, also known as “global warming“ or as ”global cooling”, this legislation will work around them anyway.