Obama Campaign Nickelodeon Slime
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 at 12:42PM
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Slime is a green, semi-viscous, sticky, gooey substance that has been synonymous with 
Nickelodeon Website GraphicsNickelodeon. It is typically dumped on a person's head in an act of either humiliation or celebration, in an act called "being slimed".
Nickelodeon has called their recent actions "a mistake" following a scandal involving actor Jason Biggs, who sent a series of extremely graphic and lewd tweets before having his page promoted by the Nickelodeon network.
Further, "The offensive comments made by Jason Biggs last week on his personal twitter account do not reflect our company’s views or values, and we condemn them. Nickelodeon does not support or condone the use of graphic or vulgar language on any of our platforms."
Also, “It was our mistake to link from our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles twitter feed to 
Jason’s personal twitter account, and we quickly corrected our error. We also insisted Jason use better judgment and discretion in public communications while affiliated with our brand.” ....How about fired?
Biggs, however, will still keep his job as the voice of Leo in the new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” reboot. Where is the loud public indignation here?
But let’s start from the beginning. Biggs on Wednesday, August 12, tweeted this which was being deleted on the internet literally as this story was released:
I‘d totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan’s wife’s bleached asshole (she obvs bleaches her asshole). #RNC
29 Aug 12
And followed up with a Paul Ryan masturbation joke:
I bet there’s footage somewhere of Paul Ryan jerking off to a close-up photo of his widow’s peak. #RNC
But Biggs wasn’t done, not even close. Late Thursday, as the RNC was reaching its climax with GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s nomination acceptance speech, the actor decided to also go after Ann Romney’s private parts:
“@godissanta420: @jasonbiggs How dare you ignore Ann Romney’s asshole. Ur un-American.” Sorry ur right. I bet hers is un-bleached and hairy.
Surely someone so vile and disrespectful of women would have to be part of the Republican “war on women” right? Not quite. Not surprisingly, Biggs has a general disdain for Republicans and apparently Christians as well.
Clint Eastwood talking to a non-responsive stool sorta sums up Christianity in a nutshell, huh Republicans? #RNC
Finally, Biggs ended his offensive Twitter rant with a retweet about Janna Ryan’s breasts:
“@jennyandteets: People are cheering off screen because Janna Ryan is showing her tits! #RNC”
The backlash from conservatives has been severe, with sites like Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy.com, Life News and other outlets picking up the story, rightfully outraged by the tweets. However, an apology does not appear to be coming from Biggs anytime soon.
On Friday, in his first tweet since, the actor reminded everyone: “You know I put my d*ck in a pie, right?”
To everyone freaking out about my tweets: you know i put my dick in a pie, right?
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