Obama's Answers from Sgt. Schultz?

Obama certainly sounds like Sgt. Schultz, Hogan's Heros Nazi prison camp guard, who only has three set replies for any questions with his stock answers. The President has now distilled them all down to his own single sentence reply.

"I just heard about it in the press."

Obama has been using it a lot lately while under fire for a trifecta of White House scandals:

• The release of internal Benghazi attack e-mails showed that his senior White House aides and State Department officials edited out references to terrorism in early "talking points" and also his stand-down orders for any military retaliatory actions.
• The IRS controversy about registration delays and certification of conservative 501C4 groups.
• The fallout of the revelation that the Justice Department secretly subpoenaed phone records of Associated Press journalists as part a probe into classified information leaks.

These scandals amount to direct attacks on the American people by the Obama administration.  Our Constitutional First Amendment Rights have been trounced on by these illegal actions:

• Attorney General's Office: The Freedom of the Press to report information freely without intimidation by judicial oversight and news censorship of the Associated Press.
• Internal Revenue Service: The Freedom of Speech and Assembly as a group such as 501Cs without censorship or intimidation.

The Questions of the Day:

1. Just WHO is in Charge?
2. Just WHO gives the Orders?
   
3. Just WHO assumes all Responsibilties?
   

The Answer: (Choose One Only)       

President Barak Hussein Obama