Obama - InVinceable

After watching Obama for nearly seven years, I finally figured out who he reminds me of...it's Vince the infomercial pitchman! You know, the guy in those unforgettably awful commercials who comes across as a real testy, surly, smarmy, smart-alecky, quick-talk, forked-tongue snake oil hawker!

Although this super spray cleaner ad is a two minute TV commercial, the first 15 seconds is all you need to watch to hear the most absolutely beautifully scripted line spoken, "Say your kid spills juice on her favorite dress; hey accidents happen, how do you think the kids got here?" That hysterically funny moment comes when you, yourself, just realizes he isn't even fazed at how crude, rude and unrefined his side comment is because he, himself, doesn't even realize anyone else is really insulted either. 

That's exactly how Barack Obama talks down to everyone who challenges his authority and it is said in that same cock-sure, egotistical, know-it-all, flip tone. Can anyone in the White House tell Obama that is why no one can't stand to listen to him any more these days?--Yada, yada, yada!

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Bio:  Real name is Offer Shlomi (born April 25, 1964), also known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, or the "ShamWow!" Guy, is an American director, writer, comedian, and infomercial pitchman.

Why Does A Black U.S. Senator Change His Party?

This short four minute video is exceptionally rich in historical facts long forgotten and excluded in U.S. schoolbooks about Black History from 1854 to today. Listen as it is told by a Black Man today who, by his own accomplishments, only proves we have the greatest nation in the world with Constitutional liberties for everyone.

In June, 2013 Louisiana Senator Elbert Guillory (R-Opelousas) explains why he had switched from the Democrat Party to the Republican Party. He discusses the history of the Republican Party, founded as an Abolitionist Movement in 1854. Senator Guillory talks about how the welfare state is only a mechanism for politicians to control the black community.

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Speed Control Bikini Bandits - Slows Danes Down

Have you heard about the latest attempt to achieve better driving safety in Denmark?

For years the Danes have had a tolerant perspective towards a casual attitude on just about everything from sex, to drinking their beloved beer, even to casual speeding there is a positive trend. Studies indicate seven out of ten motorists are pushing the limit, but nowadays the public seems to become less tolerant of speeding motorists.

So, they've come up with a rather innovative solution make-work for the speed control bikini bandits, a specially trained team of women not afraid for showing what it takes so that motorists pay more attention to the speed limit signs. They give out their hard work which is extreme, but many motorists know in their hearts what they are doing is working because it's why people are slowing down as people are noticing speed signs and having less accidents... 

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Ever Think About "Deer Crossing" Highway Signs?

This story may have a real truth that is really worth noting: How really intelligent is the U.S. electorate?

Donna called a local talk radio station asking for help in getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas to avoid accidents by hitting deer and saying, "The government can guide deer to lower traffic areas"--this audio clip on October, 2012 from the Y94 Playhouse at a Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it -- so here is the video:

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Now, you've probably been asking yourself -- is Donna for real? Now you can hear the rest of the story! "Donna the Deer Lady" returned on the air for a followup interview a while later with the Y94 Playhouse on the air.

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History:

Donna first appeared on Y94 Playhouse, Fargo, ND when she called and asked for help getting deer signs moved. "The government can direct the deer to cross wherever they want"... "It is irresponsible to ask deer to cross in high traffic areas". That audio clip spread through email until tutufunny4u turned it into a YouTube video, "Please Move the Deer Crossing" which has gone global -- with 1.6 million viewers in 189 countries at the time of this followup interview.

Now hear Donna say, "Honestly, I had no clue these signs were for us." as she responds about fame and her realization that she was a bit ignorant (cough! cough). Donna appears to be a gracious lady who can laugh at herself and learn from her errors. THANK YOU DONNA and Y94 Playhouse for the entertainment you have given us and for returning to let the world hear the rest of the story!

Violin Virtuoso Fiddles a New Tune for a Ring Tone

How many times have you been at a meeting, theatre, concert, movie, play or restaurant when "the inevitable interruption" always seems to happen, especially at the most critical or crucial times? ...It's that obnoxious, loud rude ring tone of a cell phone's melodic tune annoyingly calling out, "I am here, talk to me, pick me up or I will repeatedly cry all over again until you do!" 

  

Here is how one artiste, a violin virtuoso, handled it with classy finesse... I can only say,"Bravo, Bravo!"

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