Hil-liar-y Clinton's Defense
Liar, Liar, pants on fire! ...Are the Dems finally giving up on Hil-liar-y yet? If not, this will be the biggest landslide victory the Republican Party has seen since 1984 when President Ronald Reagan won a decisive Presidential victory!
President Reagan carried all of the states except Minnesota, Mondale’s home state, and the District of Columbia. He received 54,455,074 of the popular votes to Mondale’s total of 37,577,185. In the electoral college the count was Reagan, 525, and Mondale, 13.
Upon leaving the White House as first lady, Hil-liar-y Clinton has planned carefully to check all the to-do boxes to qualify as the next U.S. President:
- Moved home address to qualify as a New Yorker
- Elected New York senator
- Appointed Secretary of State
- Born a woman
And so... check, check, check and check!
Hil-liar-y has also worked hard to build up her net worth and cash reserves by building her private family foundation, The Clinton Global Initiative, a supposedly charitable organization also affiliated with the Clinton Presidential Library as well as accepting donations from anonymous individuals, multi-national companies and foreign governments. Hil-liar-y's speaking prowess has earned tens of millions of dollars in pricey speaking fees and generous honorariums. Wow, what a gal!
Let's all give it up for Hil-liar-y and sing her swan song....
Hil-liar-y's My Way or The Highway!
-Apologies to Frank Sinatra
And now, my career end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my criminal case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's been full of lies
I've emailed each day and even on a holiday
But more, much more than all those top secrets
I emailed them my way
Regrets, I've got a lot
But then again, so many to mention
I hid what I had to do within my server
And erased it throughout without exemption
I planned each charted crooked course
Each careful step along the presidential byway
And more, much more than this
I emailed government top secrets my way
I've lived a life that's full of lies
I've emailed them daily and on every holiday
But more, much more than this
I did it all to myself in my own way!
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